In case you don’t check KM while mugging intensely (i suppose you are doing so)…

 

SH2 - MOE CCA Certificate Verification Exercise

 

“Dear SH2s,
We would be conducting the MOE CCA Certificate Verification Exercise during your Farewell Assembly, on the 16th of October 2009.
Instead of logging online to do it, we would require you to check it in person with a hard copy that we would be providing. Do remember to bring a pen on that day and also your own records of what you have participated and achieved in NJC in the last 2 years so you can check against it.
We will not entertain absentees on that day after the 16th unless there is a valid reason.
Thank you! “

 

CONCLUSION: DON’T LATE / PON!

-cyu

hey. anyone interested in class lunch next friday ?
the last class lunch wearing NJ uniform !
(unless you guys want to go for class lunch after the last paper of a level.)

updated.

Below are the sample class photos.

Please check your order and your name again

and bring exact sum of the money for payment on WED (this week).

Any more inquiries contact me thx.

And… Remember to submit your Top 3 Achievements on KM by this Fri, 2nd Oct.

(Please click to enlarge, resolution here is limited due to file size.)

update:

Chen Xi : 1 5R Informal, 1 5R Special Candid

Si hui: 1 5R Formal 2, 1 5R Informal, 1 5R Special Candid

Fang yee: cancel orders

kahyee: add 8R formal 1

Reminder: if you are late for school while Mr Bek is not around, (not caught) please inform me. THX.

-cyu

Hi all, please remember to send the necessary CIP details to the me and karen by today. Please check your email for more details.

I will be collating all the details and printing out a soft copy for you guys to double check tomorrow in school. Anything received later than 10pm today, you will have to write in pen in the paper tomorrow as I will be printing out that piece of paper by 10pm.

Please also bring the letter of certification if it is an external CIP.


Emails that I've received thus far:

Chen Xi
Kuei-Der
Wai Khit
Kok Siong
Qiansheng
Hu Yang
John
Pavitra
Jue Hong
Wenqin
Joel
Wayne
Rias
Chen Yu
Karen
Fang Yee
Estelle
Kah Yee
Fann
Matilda
Ariele
Christina
Sihui
Chai Ying
Jia Ying

all the best for prelims!

Random: This is what you can do when your GC fails you.

 

Something to ‘de-stress’ (dug out from somewhere)

 

... An old joke...

This quiz consists of four questions that tells you whether or not you are qualified to be a professional. SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWERS.

There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think like a professional.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
   ANSWER
   Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
   This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
   Incorrect answer
   Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door.
   ANSWER
   Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
   This question tests your foresight.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
   ANSWER
   The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator!
   This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking.
   OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.
4. There is a river that is known to have many crocodiles in it. How do you cross it?
   ANSWER
   Simply swim across it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting!
   That completes the test! This question tests your reasoning ability.

So... If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you're a true professional. Wealth awaits you.
If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but there's hope for you.
If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint.
If you answered one out of four, try selling your organs. It's the only way you will ever make any money.
If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require any higher mental functions at all, such as management, politics, law or medicine.

 

 

... An old test...

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
(scroll down)
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.....
Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
....Maybe.
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!

 

-cyu

The following are the proposed events by the council.

Please contact me if you are interest in any of the following.

(It’s okay if you are not interested in any of the proposed events by the council, it will save my trouble =))

P.S. Happy BDay JOEL and congrats (you-know-what).